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aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

Random Old Lady: *comes up out of know where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?

Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

Dad: *chokes into his drink*

ROL: You should respect your elders.

Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

Dad: *chokes on his drink again*

ROL: *storms off*

Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*

Me: What?

Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

trashfalgarlaw:

I follow the right amount of people where I see no actual drama on my dash but I see everyone talking about it

captainfart:

bucky and steve going on the cyclone again and while they’re in line steve makes bucky eat like funnel cake and corndogs and bucky doesn’t even realize what he’s doing and eats it all and right before the car departs he’s like yoU MOTHERFUCKER and all you can hear from the geriatric national heroes as they start their ride is bucky screaming bloody murder and steve laughing his ass off

erikloser:

everyone acts like bucky was the troublemaker in the steve/bucky relationship but steve picked fights with everything that moved and bucky went to a science convention for fun

Sterek AU: After months of ridiculous pining and many many failed attempts at trying to ask Derek out on a date, Stiles sort of accidentally loses all pretense and finesse on one of their stake outs. Because Derek was just sitting there, with his stupid shoulders and the creak of his leather jacket whenever he shifted in his seat and Stiles had been rummaging through his fries, very specifically avoiding eye contact and trying very hard not to do something stupid. Like shove himself into Derek’s lap and find out if he can actually get beard burn if he eats at Derek’s mouth long enough.

But then Derek made some dry comment about Stiles’ surveillance skills and Stiles had laughed almost hysterically, heart pounding in the back of his throat and blurted, "So you wanna go out with me?"

And Derek had just- shrugged, eyes slowly drifting from their gaze out the window, pausing slightly before finally resting on Stiles.

"Sure."

Sure. Like it was that easy, like Stiles had just offered Derek a drink of his soda and not something so horrifically pathetic as an actual date with a seventeen year old boy who couldn’t be eloquent enough to actually eat slow enough to taste his food.

Stiles was going to die of a heart attack before he ever experienced his first romantic entanglement.

(Source: monroesimon)

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.