This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.
The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.
My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment
u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app
me: we need to study
brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((
is everyone reblogging this ok
Nope. Not at all. Not a single one of us. Including yourself
sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”
T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”
sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”
Scott pounding furiously on Peter’s door in the middle of the night because a spider ate Antwanette
just want a Transformers show where the humans they become friends with are millennials and gen z kids with those generations senses of humor and it makes even the Decepticons worried for them
Human companion: *sees a dead squirrel on the ground* God I wish that were me
Megatron, stopping in the middle of battle and pulling Optimus Prime aside: Hey is your pet ok?
Human companion: *fortnite dances*
Bumblebee: *shurgs and joins in*
Soundwave: what the fuck?
Starscream: Disgusting flesh creature you will-
Human companion: I anm just….a litle creacher….thatse it. I canot change this.
Starscream: ………What?
CONGRATULATIONS TO SANDRA OH, WINNER OF 2019 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS BEST ACTRESS IN TV DRAMA
she is now the first asian woman to win golden globes in multiple categories
when someone says “now that he’s a girl” about a trans girl
jfc I love this trend of positive affirmations
Me @ my relatives every time they talk about trans people
me, pointing at the Sumptuary Laws: this is why we can’t have nice things
this is the funniest post i’ve read in decades
